Gravy Bébé is a semi-retired Internet addict experimenting in digital nostalgia. Although she prefers the deliberate lag of being Extremely Offline, she still writes haiku on her Notes app, intentionally misuses AI tools, and dreams about her first GeoCities site, which had a sparkly cursor and a page about Salvador Dalí. Her work asks what happens when the Internet forgets us—and what we leave behind without meaning to. Her most recent body of work happily misuses generative AI to explore the absurd tenderness of machine-mediated memory.